I’m not sure any self-rspecting, Pith helmet-wesring, pro-Empire doggie would say “big ass” - “whopping” perhaps (as “large arsed” doesn’t quite translate perfectly).

If that diamond was really important to them, they’d have invented gunpowder to keep us away from it.

The real treasure is the modes of repression we brought home from the colonies.

…and that Chinese lapdog named looty, which was given to the queen. Look it up, really suggest looting with a big part of the cultural.

It is after all where the tradition of drinking tea came from, and why porcelain is called “China”.