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    127 months ago

    Actually I do a whole lot of things!

    Just not those that I’m apparently supposed/required to do.

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      7 months ago

      Reminds me of Blart Versenwald III from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

      Blart Versenwald III was a top genetic engineer, and a man who could never keep his mind on the job at hand. When his homeworld was under threat from an invading army, he was tasked with creating an army of super-soldiers to fight them. Instead, he created (among other things) a remarkable new breed of superfly that could distinguish between solid glass and an open window, and also an off-switch for children. Fortunately, because the invaders were only invading because they couldn’t cope with things back home, they too were impressed with Blart’s creations, and a flurry of economic treaties rapidly secured peace.

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    7 months ago

    Have you tried the thing that has been on your mind for the last month (or more) but cannot get around it?

    When I am in a rut, unable to do anything for over a week, usually there is something that I am stuck on…