• @lost_tortie
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    359 months ago

    The 8’s in that font look strange.

    • riot
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      349 months ago

      Yeah, they look like they’re upside down, what the hell. lmao

    • @hperrin
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      39 months ago

      They’re top heavy.

  • @[email protected]
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    289 months ago

    My first thought upon seeing the cargo straps was: “Oh this is some bondage play shit isn’t it”

  • Sam, The Man
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    199 months ago

    So hideous I’d consider buying it just to ruin the day of whomever gazes upon it.

    • @[email protected]
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      69 months ago

      If I saw that in someone’s house I’d think “well that’s terrible but no-one’s first woodworking project looks great, at least it’s creative problem-solving”.

      Hearing the price tag is where I’d probably faint.

    • @hperrin
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      39 months ago

      Whoever*

      Whom is only ever an object.

      Who is an object or subject.

      • Sam, The Man
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        69 months ago

        Thank you but I do not respect English

        Source: I am American

        • @Confused_Emus
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          -29 months ago

          Just an edgy response to “I can’t be bothered to learn my own language properly.”

  • @MeatsOfRage
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    9 months ago

    This site is something else

    &

    $4220 Aviators & $2230 Beanie. $6400 to look like a thrift store stoner

    • Porto881OP
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      89 months ago

      That would double the price

  • sp3ctr4l
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    109 months ago

    I have spent some time homeless and have legitimately seen homeless encampments with uh ‘decor’ that looks like this, albeit rusted and water logged.

    Some stolen construction zone materials, some crackhead ingenuity and voila! ‘comfy’ chair.

    This is about an average one bedroom apartment rent in the US for a ratchet ass chair (it literally has ratchets!) that can actually be assembled by toothless fentanyl addicts.

    Fuck whatever this company is and anyone that buys this bullshit.

    • Porto881OP
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      -39 months ago

      grrr I hate artists 😡😡

  • @hperrin
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    89 months ago

    I will never understand why “shitty” is an aesthetic.

  • @gedaliyah
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    79 months ago

    How charmingly quaint my good man! I think it will make the perfect bougie addition to my bare hardwood Manhattan flat. I’ll put it just next to the elevator. This must really be how the poor’s live!

  • eltimablo
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    39 months ago

    My first thought is that this is meant for custom upholstery. If you’re spending $1800 on a single chair, you’re probably willing to shell out another grand or whatever to cover it in fabric that you like.

    • Porto881OP
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      39 months ago

      Nah. If anything, I think this is more a parody of bricolage design.

  • @Tylerdurdon
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    39 months ago

    Where can I get one? Asking for a friend.

    • @Blue_Morpho
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      179 months ago

      I’ll make you a personalized one for $1700. That’s a nice discount off the $1888 retail price.

    • Porto881OP
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      79 months ago

      One available! Order quick!

      (uj/ I actually find this thing and the rest of the artist’s works fucking hilarious. I’d get one if I had the money to throw away)

      • mememuseum
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        59 months ago

        You could build one yourself for a fraction of the price with a trip to your local home improvement store. Even starting without tools, it would be cheaper.

        • Porto881OP
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          89 months ago

          Building it rn. My “fraction of the price” came up to $61 but I bought about 2x too much lumber.

        • mynachmadarch
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          59 months ago

          Friendly reminder many libraries have maker spaces or maker spaces they work with. Maybe no need to get your own tools at all!

          • @acetanilide
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            29 months ago

            Not only does my local library have a maker space, but there is also a local FB group where people lend their tools and other things (like cooking supplies)

            • mynachmadarch
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              29 months ago

              That’s actually really cool. I know my wife is on our neighbourhood Nextdoor group. You’ve got me wondering if anyone on there has a table saw they’d let me use every so often in exchange for some beer or something.

              • @acetanilide
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                19 months ago

                You should definitely ask! Worst they can say is no :)

        • Porto881OP
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          09 months ago

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