Stop making my extreme crush on Sam Kirk get even more extreme. I already know he’s fucking perfect.
Don’t worry. I’m sure Sam and Perfect will break up eventually. It’s probably not even serious.
I bet La’an sends flowery messages like Chris. She seems like a secretly sweet person.
Her, Odo, and Worf would be such a treat to sit down and have breakfast with.
odo grunts
camera pans to Worf warfing down a bowl of gagh, making horrible slurping sounds
odo scoffs and turns away sharply
La’an primly cuts a perfectly square pancake into equal sized squares “So, Odo, as head of security on DS9, what do you consider your most important debrief?”
Odo scoffs again “I caught the bad guys, because it was my job”
La’an, dryly “Quite fascinating Odo, very applicable”
