• schmorp
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    478 months ago

    No need to read the full article. Clipped ear shows it got neutered, so now it has more time to focus on business things.

    • idunnololz
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      208 months ago

      Wow TIL they clip the ear of cats to easily tell which ones have been spayed or neutered.

      • @I_Fart_Glitter
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        128 months ago

        Only if they are part of a Trap-Neuter-Release (TNR) program for ferals. If you just take your pet in for the procedure they don’t do that. They might give them a small tattoo on their belly if it’s a girl, so if they are lost track of and have new humans they are sure no one will open them up to try and do it again.

  • @[email protected]
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    308 months ago

    Sorry but I’m not taking any kind of advice from an Orange Boi, financial or otherwise unless I’ve got some way to know if they were in possession of the braincell when giving the advice.

      • @AnUnusualRelic
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        48 months ago

        The braincell gets passed around, it’s hard to tell who was using it when.

        • @supercriticalcheese
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          18 months ago

          it’s a quantum thing , as in you never its location without checking for brain activity first?

  • @ParabolicMotion
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    188 months ago

    It only cost the cat his reproductive organs to attain this. His only claim to financial fame was selling his balls to the town veterinarian. Now he owns at least two humans that wait on him, hand and foot.

  • Cyrus Draegur
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    148 months ago

    step 1: be cute and fuzzy

    step 2: don’t not be cute and fuzzy

    step 3: parasitically ingratiate yourself into the company of fools who have the things you want

    step 4: take everything. it’s yours.

  • Avid Amoeba
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    108 months ago

    Pretty accurate representation of the average finfluencer.