GREETINGS FROM THE MOST DANGEROUS JUNGLE IN THE WORLD: THE STREETS OF MIAMI.

In a world where ninjas dream of being rock stars and rock stars dream of being ninjas, a martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida’s narcotics trade.

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  • @Zehzin
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    126 months ago

    FRIENDS THROUGH ETERNITY

    LOYALTY, HONESTY

    WE’LL STAY TOGETHER THROUGH THICK OR THIN

  • LaurenceWolseOP
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    106 months ago

    Probably the most sincere so-bad-it’s-good movie ever made?

    • @TheControlled
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      16 months ago

      I’ve been saying the same. Movies that are just as sincere are not nearly as good-bad as this.

    • @TheSambassador
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      46 months ago

      It absolutely does. It’s easily an S-tier bad movie. What makes it special to me is that it’s very earnest and even wholesome throughout. It has plenty of terrible acting and questionable choices, but it was made by someone who really believed in it and wanted to genuinely spread a positive message. It’s worth your time.

    • @[email protected]
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      36 months ago

      Dude it’s so fucking good. This is one of the few movies on this sub I’ve seen and can vouch for. Karate rock band fighting motorcycle ninjas?? Incredible.

  • @hogmomma
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    46 months ago

    Everyone. If you haven’t seen this, immediately stop what you’re doing and remedy that particular situation. There’s Gone with the Wind, The Godfather, and this. Not even necessarily in that order.

  • @[email protected]
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    6 months ago

    Only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace.

    cue montage of main characters cutting dudes apart with swords

    Y K Kim really just went all in and it’s hilarious.

  • @TheControlled
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    16 months ago

    This movie fucking rocks! And kicks ass! And jams! And rips!

    I could do more slang words appropriate to the movie but I’ll show some restraint.

    Seriously love this movie though. Thank you Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon for inadvertently introducing this movie to me. _Friends for eternity! _

  • @retrospectology
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    16 months ago

    It was an era of vests and shirts that looked like vests.