• @officermike
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    It’s because as the hot air rises, cool air comes in from all sides of the fire. Your body blocks that air from one side, so the prevailing current of cool air feeding the fire is biased towards you and it carries the smoke with it.

        • @[email protected]
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          211 days ago

          I dont know why it hates me, I do enjoy lighting firepits so it can exist in the physical realm and be free, I’m trying to help it! Why wont you love me smoke!

    • @[email protected]
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      3912 days ago

      I never thought about it that way but it totally makes sense. Thanks!

      But than again: it comes always to me and not to others. And it’s the same for the others. The smoke always goes to them too

      • @ccunning
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        12 days ago

        I wonder if it could be the largest person blocking the most air.

        That would explain why it happens to me anyway…

        • @Frozengyro
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          712 days ago

          Nah, in my group it’s always one guy and he is pretty small.

          • @[email protected]
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            512 days ago

            Just admit that you are in the same group and you are both talking about yourself since everyone feels the smoke always goes to them

        • @jaybone
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          411 days ago

          Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the fire, she really sits around the fire.

      • @runswithjedi
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        612 days ago

        That just means you’re a really cool person.

      • @[email protected]
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        512 days ago

        When it’s coming towards you, it’s grabbing your attention, and you make note of it. When it’s coming towards someone else, this is not so.

        • @bitwaba
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          311 days ago

          Cause you ugly bruh!

          • @helpImTrappedOnline
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            Thats impossible, my grandma always called me a handsome lad. She’d never lie to her own dear little grandson.

      • @Xanis
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        411 days ago

        Ugg think so too! Ugg and female at fire and fire follow Ugg only! Female hit Ugg with stick.

    • @shalafi
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      312 days ago

      Imma sell a “smoke diverter” that’s a wide piece of cardboard on a stand. Put it opposite your seat at the fire, boom, no more smoke.

      • synae[he/him]
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        812 days ago

        Gonna need to sell left- and right-handed versions if you want to capture the market

  • @thonofpy
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    5512 days ago

    Ancient humans would understand this and I think that’s cool.

  • @PanoptiDon
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    1011 days ago

    I’m not sure how many people can relate, but this is a thing.

  • @ickplant
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    712 days ago

    White rabbit, white rabbit!

    • @[email protected]B
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      110 days ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      Yeah

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

    • @brygphilomena
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      512 days ago

      I don’t think anyone has ever said otherwise.

      • @TokenBoomer
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        Source? Don’t let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.