Likely explains his long history of pushing conspiracy theories, and makes him utterly unsuited to be President

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    5 months ago

    There are your options, America: two very old white men and an slightly less old white man whose brain was partly eaten by a worm. Of all the hundreds of millions of Americans, these three.

    • @Carnelian
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      105 months ago

      Ah so, it is revealed in the article that while he believes his brain was eaten by a worm, he came to that conclusion while mercury-poisoned (unrelated) and it is most likely not accurate. The brain surrounded the worm with tissue to try and isolate it and the result is similar to having a brain tumor (as I read it, sry if summary is somewhat inaccurate)

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      65 months ago

      Well yeah, the other hundreds of millions haven’t spent a lifetime climbing into bed with the corporations that run the country.

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    5 months ago

    The doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,”

    Ha even the worm after eating his brain thought, fuck this dude is crazy and gave up.

    • @ChicoSuave
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      75 months ago

      RFK’s brain poisoned the worm.

  • themeatbridge
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    165 months ago

    Dangit Bobby, ya got to quit puttin dirt in yer nose.

  • @ZagamTheVile
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    35 months ago

    Fuck that worm. He could have gotten rid of this pos and all he did was make this dude worse.

    • @Zehzin
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      45 months ago

      It did its best 😔

  • @CallMeButtLove
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    25 months ago

    This is funny and all, but on a serious note… WTF and how can I make sure that doesn’t happen to me?

    • @MrPoopbutt
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      15 months ago

      Cook your pork to FDA guidelines