• @gibmiser
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    136 months ago

    My alien better have brought a goddamn barrel of coffee cause he’s honna be waiting a minute

  • Herr Woland
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    46 months ago

    “my alien”? sounds kinda cute you guys should def go out together.

    • @jaybone
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      46 months ago

      I read it like the alien has a box in the bathroom.

  • K0W4L5K1
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    6 months ago

    They already took you if you seen them. why do you think you feel like you’ve been just looking at memes all night?

    • @jaybone
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      26 months ago

      My ass always hurts after looking at memes all night.

  • @UnderpantsWeevil
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    16 months ago

    Alien just wants to look at the memes once you put down the phone.