Posted with my thinkpad running Arch btw.

  • @over_clox
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    558 months ago

    If three astronauts are flying over the Gobi desert in a canoe and they crash, then how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

    The answer is purple, because ice cream has no bones.

    Therefore, my answer is 42.

      • @over_clox
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        68 months ago

        Nice feet!

        I’d add the feet holding a globe, but okay…

          • @over_clox
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            38 months ago

            Obviously. But it looks like he’s looking at the imaginary globe, looking like he just discovered New Zealand really exists.

            If someone doesn’t add a globe to this meme by tomorrow, I just might LOL!

            • SatansMaggotyCumFartOP
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              28 months ago

              He’s trying to find Missouri but doesn’t know it’s a made up state.

              • @over_clox
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                28 months ago

                I thought the imaginary state was Nebraska…

                • SatansMaggotyCumFartOP
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                  28 months ago

                  That might be one of them but Missouri is a government conspiracy made up solely to make Florida feel better about itself.

  • @[email protected]
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    258 months ago

    If I was lost, Windows. More likely to get back to civilization by finding well adjusted users. Instead of one old graybeard that hasn’t seen other people for days.

    (I use Arch, btw)

  • @I_Has_A_Hat
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    188 months ago

    Windows. It would show me the way out while blasting me with Ads.

    Linux, however, would do nothing but scream about how I should use it, and how it really is the best, all while giving confusing, complicated, and unhelpful info about its numerous distros. Then, when I say that’s all too much and I’m just going to go talk to Windows, it spits on me.

  • @[email protected]
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    98 months ago

    iOS so I can use the premium metal build Apple likes to use and sharpen against a stone and use it to slit my own throat.

  • @son_named_bort
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    88 months ago

    Windows. That would mean there’s a building there, which means I might be closer to getting out of the woods.

  • oo1
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    78 months ago

    Either way, assuming I can find a large stick or rock, I’d have enough patience to do a manual physical uninstall and get back to my solitude. So I think I’d be pretty ambivalent.
    I guess smashing the shit out of windows would be slightly more satisfying - but that’s not really the main reason I’m alone in the woods.

    And yes - before you ask the obvious follow-up - I have smashed the shit out of a thinkpad in the past, they’re not as tough as people say they are; it’s mostly false bravado. Don’t be afraid to stand up to the bully (ymmv).

    • blargerer
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      58 months ago

      Its a meme reference to the Bear vs Man question going around.

  • Chainweasel
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    58 months ago

    Which version of Windows?

  • Hal-5700X
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    57 months ago

    Windows. Because I don’t hear how Systemd is the most evil thing in the history of computation…again.