A cruise ship sailed into a New York City port over the weekend with a 44-foot dead endangered whale across its bow, marine authorities confirmed.
    • Blackout
      11•7 months ago

      Don’t worry, according to the cruise line director the party did not stop for a second and the New Jersey Champagne kept flowing! Bwah-buh-buh-BWAAAAHHHH

    • @shalafiEnglish
      2•7 months ago

      It may well have already been dead. They’re performing a necroscopy.

      I’m no marine biologist, but I’m guessing a small whale is plenty fast enough to dodge a gigantic cruise ship. They don’t exactly haul ass. OR, there was something terribly wrong with it so that it couldn’t get away.

  • @jpreston2005
    5•7 months ago

    Has there ever been a good news story about one of these ships?

    • @ninjaEnglish
      2•7 months ago

      I can see the headline now: Cruise ship loses no passengers; completes route on time