- https://www.snopes.com/articles/466491/ages-founding-fathers-july-4-1776/ - The signers of the Declaration of Independence. Lots of young 'uns in there. - Adams, John MA 40 - Adams, Samuel 53 - Bartlett, Josiah 46 - Braxton, Carter 39 - Carroll, Charles 38 - Chase, Samuel 35 - Clark, Abraham 50 - Clymer, George 37 - Ellery, William 48 - Floyd, William 41 - Franklin, Benjamin 70 - Gerry, Elbridge 32 - Gwinnett, Button 41 - Hall, Lyman 52 - Hancock, John 40 - Harrison, Benjamin 50 - Hart, John 65 - Hewes, Joseph 46 - Heyward Jr., Thomas 30 - Hooper, William 34 - Hopkins, Stephen 69 - Hopkinson, Francis 38 - Huntington, Samuel 45 - Jefferson, Thomas 33 - Lee, Francis Lightfoot 41 - Lee, Richard Henry 44 - Lewis, Francis 63 - Livingston, Philip 60 - Lynch Jr., Thomas 26 - McKean, Thomas 42 - Middleton, Arthur 34 - Morris, Lewis 50 - Morris, Robert 42 - Morton, John 52 - Nelson Jr., Thomas 37 - Paca, William 35 - Paine, Robert Treat 45 - Penn, John 36 - Read, George 42 - Rodney, Caesar. 47 - Ross, George 46 - Rush, Benjamin 30 - Rutledge, Edward 26 - Sherman, Roger 55 - Smith, James 57 - Stockton, Richard 45 - Stone, Thomas MD 33 - Taylor, George PA 60 - Thornton, Matthew 62 - Walton, George 35 - Whipple, William 46 - Williams, William 45 - Wilson, James 33 - Witherspoon, John 53 - Wolcott, Oliver 49 - Wythe, George VA 50 - So… on average late 30s/early 40s? So it’s actually a Lemmy post, rather than a Reddit post? - I’d be pretty interesting to have access to age demographics for social media. I assume Reddit leans younger than Lemmy, but I’m in my early 20s and so are a few of my friends, and we use Lemmy a lot more. - Lemmy feels a lot less mature than Reddit, for what that’s worth. 
 
 
 
- “1791 was the year it happened. I was 24, younger than you are now, but times were different then. I was a man at that age: the master of a large plantation just south of New Orleans.” - Still complaining Louis? - Could a reply be any more perfect?! - Louis: Hot as balls, forever young, immortal, never grow sick, never die, best friend is a literal rock star, has to eat a poodle now and again. - “Woe is me!” - I’m in the woods and swamps a lot. Always think of this line: - “Then on a diet of the blood of snakes, toads, and all the putrid life of the Mississippi…” 
 
 
- The Constitution came into effect nearly 13 years after the Declaration of Independence was signed. - Yeah. The Declaration of Independence was a Reddit post. The Constitution is the result of a bunch of 30 year old men arguing over what should and shouldn’t be in there, and one guy hopelessly transcribing their argument and hoping they’ll sign it because he’ll be buggered if he’ll copy all that out again. - (“The Vice President shall be the leader of the Senate, but shall have no Vote, unless they be equally divided.” Yes, that’s how having an odd number of voters works…) - It is good to know though that white Internet libertarians predate the Internet by about 2 centuries. 
 



