• @grue
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    2910 months ago

    I’ve suddenly just realized Neelix is alien Guy Fieri. Same hair, same clothes, same attitude, same job (basically)…

    • @aeronmelon
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      1610 months ago

      He knows the way to the Flavor System (and where all the coffee nebulas are).

      That’s why Janeway killed Tuvix to get Neelix back.

    • Lwaxana TroiOP
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      910 months ago

      A woman doesn’t steal memes and tell darling, you should know better!

  • @[email protected]
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    710 months ago

    I’m your host Will “T-Bone” Riker and welcome to Deltas, Directives, and Docks. Today we’re checking out the Sisko restaurant, they’ve got gumbo so good it makes founders grow frosted tips. The only war in this Dominion is the one I’m going to wage on these succulent crawfish.

  • Corgana
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    510 months ago

    Fun fact, “Riker” is actually pronounced fee-yet-ee

  • @[email protected]
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    410 months ago

    A very long time ago I was on psychedelics at a Phish show. I had a blast at the show, but the venue also had an upcoming Guy Fieri event and I ended up confronted with massive posters that were just Guy Fieri’s weird head everywhere. I had a really bad time for a while until I got out of there. Just frosted tips and flames as far as the eye could see. I had welcome to flavortown on loop in my head and in that moment I experienced true cosmic horror at the idea that Guy Fieri existed in our universe and we were powerless to stop it.

    This picture is like that.

    • @Thteven
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      310 months ago

      There’s probably some stuck in your mustache.