• Mossy Feathers (They/Them)
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    65 months ago

    Ah, the good ol’ pedestrian mulcher. Wanna make sure the guy you accidentally hit can’t get up and sue? Drive this baby and turn them into a fine, red paste.

    • @SkyezOpen
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      35 months ago

      Still better than a modern truck, somehow.

      • @TotalFat
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        25 months ago

        Truck can carry way more bags of human mulch them this can, and out could do it while rolling coal.

    • @TotalFat
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      15 months ago

      This would sell like hotcakes in China

  • Transporter Room 3
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    25 months ago

    I’d drive it, but I want the fan to be in back, and have a proper safety cover

    I’m not paying for your new hand because you can’t figure out “spinning blade = do not touch” or tripped into my death machine.