A pro-Trump New Yorker unveiled his latest piece of political performance art outside the Manhattan courtroom where Trump’s criminal trial is underway on Thursday, launching 100 pink penis-shaped balloons decorated with the faces of Trump foes like Manhattan district attorney Alvin Bragg and Judge Juan Merchan. The artist, Scott Lobaido of Staten Island, told the New York Post that the “art installation” is entitled “Dicks of Hazard” to show that “these guys are a bunch of useless dicks.” Lobaido’s piece, which reportedly cost $1,500 in supplies and at least two days of labor to affix the portraits and properly weigh the balloons, was unveiled on the same day that Trump cronies Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO), Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), and their posse of MAGA diehards rolled up to express their support for the candidate, who is facing 34 felony charges related to a concealed affair with a porn star that could’ve cost him the 2016 election.

  • @BradleyUffner
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    357 months ago

    Implying that Trump is going to get fucked by the people named on the balloons?

  • ThePowerOfGeek
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    307 months ago

    Sounds fun. Someone should have that baby Trump blimp join the party.

    • FuglyDuck
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      217 months ago

      also the one with trump in an orange jumpsuit.

  • @[email protected]
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    267 months ago

    Is it just me or are modern cock n balls renditions getting sadder? These don’t look all that proud to me.

    • @cybervseas
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      167 months ago

      Maga types haven’t seen their own erections in years.

    • @JeeBaiChow
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      67 months ago

      It’s proportionately accurate, if not to scale, according to stormy.

  • @surewhynotlem
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    157 months ago

    Oh yeah, I saw that. I thought someone just wanted to put giant dicks where Trump would see it. I guess something was lost in translation.

  • @frickineh
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    7 months ago

    I mean, I have way, way better things to spend $1500 on, but if this dude wants to spend it on being embarrassing, I guess that’s his choice.