RFK finds running mate. Their respective worms don’t get along at first, but learn to get along after some sort of trial and/or tribulation.

This movie writes itself.

  • @[email protected]
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    187 months ago

    Though the man’s preference for soft bacon wasn’t the sole cause of the ailment, the researchers determined that he likely consumed bacon that had gone bad.

    😳

    • @SkyezOpen
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      7 months ago

      I’ve eaten some sketchy bacon before… I think I’ll stop now.

      Wait no, even if it was bad, wouldn’t cooking it kill the eggs?

        • @SkyezOpen
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          27 months ago

          Oh I missed it said sole cause. I thought they were dismissing the soft bacon thing entirely.

          I’ll continue to eat dodgy bacon then, as long as it’s properly crispy.

    • archomrade [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      Before I click on this link, someone tell me if it will make my new phobia better or worse

      edit: I watched it. It made it worse

  • Diplomjodler
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    17 months ago

    I doubt Disney will be greenlighting this.