• @aeronmelon
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    10829 days ago

    I love the commitment to the bit by only offering movies from the early 2000s.

  • @elliot_crane
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    8429 days ago

    Not sure if intentional or not, but this dude also looks like the world’s most obvious undercover cop, which adds another layer to the costume.

    • I Cast Fist
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      929 days ago

      Offering Phantom Menace but neither Attack of the Clones, nor Revenge of the Sith, would be the dead giveaway

    • @glimse
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      629 days ago

      I thought it was Andrew Callaghan

      • ditty
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        129 days ago

        It does look quite a bit like him, with the short haircut and the stache. I do miss his big curly mop tho

  • @[email protected]
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    4429 days ago

    I would do this if not for the irresistible urge to make full use of this treasure of an opportunity to look and act like a pirate in a socially acceptable context.

    • I Cast Fist
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      3129 days ago

      Nothing’s stopping you from dressing as a 1700s pirate who sells pirate media 😀

        • @jaybone
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          329 days ago

          Is that the one where you can see her ankles?

        • I Cast Fist
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          128 days ago

          A digital pirate, dressed as a sea pirate, sharing pirated copies of Pirates of the Caribbean, with pirate cuts for maximum piracy

    • @YarHarSuperstar
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      329 days ago

      Sus. You’re talking about pillaging booty aren’t you

  • @NOT_RICK
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    3829 days ago

    Missed a golden opportunity for his shirt to say “download a car”

    • @[email protected]
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      1229 days ago

      The actual PSA slogan was “steal a car”. It only turned into “download a car” in a meme edit. This guy’s just committing to the bit.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        It was changed because the original ad is bullshit. I would steal cars all the time if the original car was left behind and what I “stole” was an exact duplicate. The owner still has their car, I just copied it.

        Edit: obligatory “if buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing”.

  • @gmtom
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    1029 days ago

    He should have been selling copies of pirates of the Caribbean

  • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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    929 days ago

    The best part is the font they used for those anti piracy ads always looked like “yOu WoUlDnT dOwNlOaD a CaR”

  • @recklessengagement
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    629 days ago

    I really hope the Stuart little disk just has a jpg of a mouse on it

  • @wjrii
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    329 days ago

    Funny. This doesn’t look like a roadside stand in Neuvo Progreso, Mexico selling elote en vaso and badly cammed copies of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.