• @SkyezOpen
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      77 months ago

      Had a girl smuggle entire containers of homemade lo mein for like 5 people. She was wild.

      • cinabongo
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        37 months ago

        Scooby doo would lose it if he saw those pants 🐕👅

        • @HootinNHollerinOP
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          And shaggy! It took me a while to find those sandwiches because I thought they were looney tunes. Nope, Scooby Doo

          Then I was too invested and had to throw in Saddam

  • @[email protected]
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    The trick is to have some cleaning products or something in your Tesco Metro bag, though probably really the staff don’t give a shit if you have a pack of M&Ms in your bag. You pretend to be discreet and they pretend to not notice.

  • Midnight Wolf
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    77 months ago

    When you refuse to pay $18 for a ticket at a shitty theater

    this meme but he’s at home and nude, watching the film through alternative means

  • @[email protected]
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    i’m a subscriber to my cinema and i’m supposed to get concessions 25% off.

    A diet lemonade still almost costs me £5

  • @jeffw
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    67 months ago

    Me walking into the stadium after emptying a whole ass keg into my pants

      • @jeffw
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        37 months ago

        Most importantly, ass beer is cheaper than $12 for a 12 oz can

    • @jaybone
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      37 months ago

      Don’t skip keg day.

  • @JimVanDeventer
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    67 months ago

    When your cheap flight has a carry on limit of 7kg.

    • chingadera
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      27 months ago

      People? These are degenerates viewing this, sir.

  • @Rolando
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    27 months ago

    I read that in Texas, you’re expected to tip at the movie concessions stand. Is that really happening anywhere?