Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Thanks, I didn’t know that the Wikipedia Commons pictures of the day are NSFW.

My lock screen wallpaper:

Me and who??

Sexy beast

Why

Is that a dik-dik dick?

Are they posing? I can’t help but wonder if this is like The Secret Life Of Cows, where they get hyper-clinical when a camera is aimed at them, but once the coast is clear they go super-freaky.

He’s horny