• Dr. Wesker
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    376 months ago

    Level 2 word salad unlocked! Power words now available for use: instrument, holder, trust

    • mad_asshatter
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      136 months ago

      I can’t grok the parse. Grep times out.

      ABORTED.

    • @[email protected]
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      66 months ago

      I would play this as a video game where you try to confuse the AI into approving your ridiculous claim. You win court cases by confusing the robot judge into incorrectly reading the law. Brain hacking.

    • mad_asshatter
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      76 months ago

      Accordion to the UCC-64, they’re traversing the Wookie Steppes.

  • Flying Squid
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    96 months ago

    I never thought I’d pity a CEO, but here we are…

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      86 months ago

      I’d hold a gun to most billionaire’s heads and make them listen to a sovcit until they dispersed their wealth though.

      • Flying Squid
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        86 months ago

        I’m not saying they wouldn’t deserve it, I’d still feel bad for them just based on my ability for empathy.

  • TomMasz
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    76 months ago

    These wahoos never want to actually pay for anything, do they?