• @njm1314
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    6 months ago

    Not that you didn’t already know it intellectually, but shit like this really pushes home how much of a scam Catholicism, and Christianity in general, really are. I mean they’re claiming this guy healed people? Over the internet? What’s the difference between this and those Faith healers that scam people all over the world?

    I mean is this really a case where a bunch of old people think a kid is Magic because he can make the internet work?

    • Flying SquidM
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      86 months ago

      There’s a local saint here and one of her “confirmed” miracles is that a guy with somewhat bad eyesight, but not so bad he couldn’t live a basically normal life, prayed to her and got 20/20 vision. Seriously.

      • @barsquid
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        106 months ago

        Why are there all these middlemen to pray to? Why does Jesus need to delegate the power to cure mild astigmatism? Lol

    • Hanrahan
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      16 months ago

      Religion, flat earthers … humans. Fuskibg weird

  • @ceiphas
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    226 months ago

    ‘relics linked to him’ sounds strange for a boy that died 18 years ago

    • XIIIesqOP
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      106 months ago

      The whole thing is rather strange. I assume that there are many Catholics self aware enough to know that he clearly didn’t perform any miracles but just go along with it anyway.

        • XIIIesqOP
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          56 months ago

          We’re talking about a religion where the son of God walked on water and fed five thousand people with five fish and two loaves of bread.

          I think it’s easier to buy in to the fantasy when there are several hundreds of years between you and the so-called miracle though.

          You have to remember that religious people don’t use the scientific method and that they see faith as a very virtuous characteristic.

        • @FordBeeblebrox
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          26 months ago

          Well they believe a dude was murdered, then walked out of the grave so is anything else really too far?

      • Neato
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        36 months ago

        This is just how it’s always worked. It was just easier to convince people to believe in miracles when we didn’t have explanations for everything and video cameras. The church is reaching for coincidences and calling them miracles because that’s the best they can do. I’m just surprised they are still trying to make saints and not just settling for Saint Classic.

    • @ThePyroPython
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      246 months ago

      Because if they don’t keep expanding the canon then the whole Catholic Cinematic Universe slowly dies out as people lose interest.

    • XIIIesqOP
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      16 months ago

      And I see miracles every day!

    • Flying SquidM
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      6 months ago

      It’s not a joke when they rape kids and then cover it up.

      It’s also not a joke when they tell people in communities with a significantly high number of HIV cases not to use condoms.

  • Flying SquidM
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    76 months ago

    I liked it better when saints had to be tied upside down to a cross and flayed alive to be canonized.

  • AutoTL;DRB
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    56 months ago

    This is the best summary I could come up with:


    A London-born teenager - whose proficiency at spreading the teachings of the Catholic church online led to him being called “God’s influencer” - is set to become a saint.Carlo Acutis died in 2006, at the age of 15, meaning he would be the first millennial - a person born in the early 1980s to late 1990s - to be canonised.

    It follows Pope Francis attributing a second miracle to him.It involved the healing of university student in Florence who had bleeding on the brain after suffering head trauma.Carlo Acutis had been beatified - the first step towards sainthood - in 2020, after he was attributed with his first miracle - healing a Brazilian child of a congenital disease affecting his pancreas.The second miracle was approved by the Pope following a meeting with the Vatican’s saint-making department.It is not yet known when he will be canonised.Carlo Acutis died in Monza, in Italy, after being diagnosed with leukaemia, having spent much of his childhood in the country.His body was moved to Assisi a year after his death, and it currently resides on full display alongside other relics linked to him.

    As well as designing websites for his parish and school, he became known for launching a website seeking to document every reported Eucharistic miracle, which was launched days before his death.Mr Acutis’ nickname, God’s influencer, has been attributed to him after his death due to this work.His website has now been translated into several different languages, and used as the basis for an exhibition which has travelled around the world.

    His life is also remembered in the UK, where in 2020, the Archbishop of Birmingham established the Parish of Blessed Carlo Acutis incorporating churches in Wolverhampton and Wombourne.And there is a statue of the soon-to-be-saint in Carfin Grotto, a Roman Catholic shrine in Motherwell.Miracles are typically investigated and assessed over a period of several months, with a person being eligible for sainthood after they have two to their name.For something to be deemed a miracle, it typically requires an act seen to be beyond what is possible in nature - such as through the sudden healing of a person deemed to be near-death.The most recent person to be canonised was Maria Antonia de Paz y Figueroa, also known as Mama Antula, an 18th Century religious sister who became Argentina’s first female saint.


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  • @ieatpwns
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    56 months ago

    All that internet healing and he couldn’t save himself? Doesn’t sound saint like to me

    • XIIIesqOP
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      16 months ago

      God loved him so much he gave him a fast pass to heaven.