Once you’ve been, you’ll never want to leave.

Even better, this “Holier than thou man” might actually perform a miracle and get a good amount of them to see the peaceful and productive reality.

Honestly yeah let’s see what would happen because for me it’s a win-win:

1. Pope welcomes and shelters them just as Jesus would do, American “Christians” get embarrassed as they find themselves without a leg to stand on.

OR

2. Pope ejects them from the Vatican and Catholic church hypocrisy is shown on full display.

They’re not frustrated because the news is talking about it, it’s because they’re talking about it too quickly for them to normalise the horrific acts he’s committed before the next one comes out.

I’d say throw her in the bin with the rest of the MAGA trash, but it’d be more environmentally friendly to recycle her.

Um it’s listing standard speed cameras as ANPR (ALPR) cameras which are definitely not the same thing and no option to filter them. Cool project but it needs work.

This meme is old enough to start puberty…

Ow my bones!

Oh yeah that’s a common question about ethnicity usually an optional question filled out in case there’s some legal process in the future trying to determine if there’s underlying discrimination from poor treatment/service to a specific group when a legal complaint has been lodged.

I’m talking about the weird obsession some Americans have with determining what % of their genes originated from other countries.

The closest it’s gotten for me is usually a conversation about family history which most of the time is usually “A country on my father’s side and B country on my mother’s side”. But they’ve never broken it down into percentages before like it’s some sort of eugenic recipe.

Sooo we need to blow up the internet a little to save our socialisation?

Sign me up! Give me a dozen bricks of C4 and point me in the direction of the nearest exchange building!

Sending all the internet hugs your way, because I’m feeling very low myself and hoping this helps me too.

Timon and Pumba must volunteer for every UK mental health phoneline.

Apparently not wanting to watch kids be blown up, shot, and starved to death makes you controversial these days…

I fucking hate being alive right now.

I honestly don’t know anyone but Americans who do this. Has anyone else encountered someone white who wasn’t American boast about their mixed “genealogy”?

Is this a joke I’m too straight to understand?

(For the record, I wish I wasn’t, yeah I have tried, both exploring my identity and also sexual acts.)

So temperatures will drop by an average of 6 degrees and sea levels will rise by 2 meters freezing and drowning all the reform voters that inhabit the dilapidated former tourist coastal towns?

Excellent! I’ll keep my engine running then.

Because an environmental collapse making these cunts suffer is apparently easier to implement than stopping a dozen rich fuckers from hoarding all the wealth, causing socioeconomic problems, which leads to people voting in these fascists.

Really Almost makes me wish she had.

Bruh, get yourself a VPN before Starmer puts that behind ID verification too.

We can dream, but it’d take some insane increase in maneuverability to give up the autorotation of a traditional helicopter.

I love the uber dry tone and the delivery is just so matter-of-fact that it makes me chuckle.

Now if only I could read German beyond the usual “Hallo”, “Tschüss”, and “Schieße” which are all very important to understand but somewhat limiting in written words to greeting, wishing farewell, and exclaiming.