That kid looks like Legally Distinct Dennis the Menace. David the Annoyance, perhaps.
We do call them “Denniskorvar” (Dennis sausages) actually!
Terence the Annoyance
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It’s the lowest quality of meat product you can find in Sweden.
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Try air frying a high quality swedish dish like surstromming.
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I just bought a couple tins of Surströmming a few months ago. I really like it! (Definitely had to powerwash the deck after opening the first can. Ha!)
Open it in a bucket of water next time.
Food should not come with instructions like this.
Very generous of you to refer to it as food.
That’s what I’ll be doing over July 4th weekend. I’m gonna subject new people to it! 🤣
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Have you ever met children?
Sir, I’ve been one.
Lol this guy ages
Time is just a little tricky
Indeed, most children are horrible meat products!
Could 100% see that as a nice lil’ appetizer. Cook 'em up in your preferred way, toothpick in each, serve with ketchup, mustard, or be extra with beer cheese fondue.
Sadly I think it was a bad idea. I’m only saying that because they’ve been gone from shelves for almost 15 years as far as I can tell.
Accidentally ended up with two packs of denniskorv in the fridge and I really wish they too would have disappeared 15 years ago. Not even the 5 year old who would live off of hot dogs if we let him will touch it.
Batter and fry them! Corndog spheres!
Let this guy cook (figuratively and literally)
Me: Mom, let’s get Kulkorv!
Mom: No, we already have Kulkorv at home
Kulkorv at home: Just some fucking regular hotdogs chopped into bite-sized pieces
They’ve come full circle.
We’re back to meatballs
I think we’re calling them hot balls this time.
Hot balls.
Below is a picture of the original Swedish “Hot dogs”. Sausages which themselves are a crime. Absolute cultural staple. Sadly these hot dog balls were a thing only for a short while.
Hot… dog balls?
Hot dog balls, or hot dog balls? Much like the Oxford comma, emphasis can make a difference! Next lesson, we’ll talk about hyphenation!
How many kids choked on these things? They seem perfect for blocking airways
Fortunately most kids don’t fit into airways unless we’re talking about a baleen whale.
Probably none. Have never heard of it.
The name also has a pun in it. “Kulkorv”, means “ball-sausage”, but “kul korv” would mean “funny sausage”.
“kulkorv” without a space would be “fun-sausage” which could be a penis.
How am I supposed to enjoy processed corpse if it isn’t phallic???
Balls aren’t good enough?
Get both and passively aggressively serve it to the bigest toxic macho around
Lil smokies better bring your A game
