• ma11en
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    946 months ago

    Mr Salamanca!

    • @[email protected]
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      396 months ago

      "Whenever you’re sitting in that chair in your shitty nursing home sucking down jello through a straw, you remember that I put you there you twisted fuck"

  • @[email protected]
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    326 months ago

    me but whenever it’s a period drama and the makeup artists give the women fucken contouring?

    • @RebekahWSD
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      136 months ago

      All the hair styles but only modern hair styles! And very few head coverings!

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        46 months ago

        everyone, including nobles, is wearing brown and gray. the king gets a small amount of red as a treat

    • BOMBS
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      166 months ago

      🔔🔔🔔

      Actually, that is an inaccuracy. A child of Bart’s age likely wouldn’t have the strength to destroy a chair by slamming on their father’s head in the bath. And even if they were, the father would be severely injured if not unconscious or dead.

      • @dingus
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        126 months ago

        Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder!!

      • Scratch
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        76 months ago

        For the first part, I’m sure the furniture was made in the USA, explaining it’s shoddy construction. Secondly, Homer has a built-in football helmet. You could wallop him all day with a surgical 2x4.

        • @[email protected]
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          46 months ago

          I’m pretty sure Homer’s head is built like a woodpecker. He is the next evolutionary link.

        • BOMBS
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          26 months ago

          lol!! 😂

          🪑👦

          👴 <doh!

          🛁

  • @Sam_Bass
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    56 months ago

    And now everyone can hear him coming with the bell sticking out of his butt

  • Match!!
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    36 months ago

    The Quiet Year has a fun little mechanic where, if something happens and you don’t like it, you can take a little skull token from the pile of skulls.

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    23 months ago

    Fiction, but as I’ve been watching the rings of power with my wife, every few minutes she’ll ask why something happened or why something is important and in some cases I can explain how it connects to this or that, then there are other times I’m like, idk, they created that plot hole when they created this plot line from thin air.