• @ThrowawaySobriquet
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    634 months ago

    Try not to catch any more felony charges on the way through the parking lot!

    • @someguy3
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      4 months ago

      [To DA’s]: Hey you, get back here!

  • @Flummoxed
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    204 months ago

    Everytime I vote for you, I taste 34 other felony convictions!!

  • Jesus
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    184 months ago

    “Try not to suck any dick on the way through the prison yard.”

  • @db2
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    74 months ago

    34 > 45 now

  • @zarathustrad
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    4 months ago

    Guess which of the following quotes are Tump, and which are Jay.

    (Hint, Jay knows how to find the little man in the boat, Trump just fumbles around down there.)

    1: “I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you’ll see this fing face. I make that sht work. It does whatever the f** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little f***, none of you little fs out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f. Then I rub my nose with it.”

    2: "I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

    Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything

    Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything."