• @GodricOP
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      4 months ago

      Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        -114 months ago

        …uhhhhhhhh, I’ve never seen a woman sucking on a fruit fly, but I can’t imagine it’s erotic.

  • @jeffw
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    294 months ago

    Falling asleep mid-Tweet, falling asleep mid-trial. Some things never change

  • @[email protected]
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    174 months ago

    So, “covfefe” was meant to say “conviction”? Sounds like a rock-solid prophecy ™, if you ask me. Maybe he really is the messiah.

  • @ummthatguy
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    124 months ago

    Having fogotten the original, it being tweaked/memed ad nauseam, I can only now suspect that he meant “kerfuffle” - a commotion or fuss, especially one caused by conflicting views.