• @apfelwoiSchoppen
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    426 months ago

    My dyslexic brain cannot follow this incomprehensible writing.

      • @[email protected]
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        356 months ago

        I read extremely dry and convoluted technical documentation for a living and I gave up on this one.

        • @voracitude
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          136 months ago

          That’s because you’re used to convoluted and this is convolucated. Get 👏 edumacated 👏

    • @[email protected]
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      146 months ago

      They came incredibly close to realizing that modern money is basically imaginary and made up of 1s and 0s, and instead came up with an insane story to explain it

  • @8ender
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    386 months ago

    “In conclusion, I shouldn’t have to pay child support”

    • Flying Squid
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      86 months ago

      It seems to lead there way too often, doesn’t it?

      “I don’t want to be responsible for my kids and here’s the loophole.”

  • @eugene171
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    326 months ago

    This is actually one of the most reasonable Sovcit takes I’ve seen.

    Completely bonkers basis for the argument, several insane logical leaps but… At least I understand what they’re trying to say.

  • Flying Squid
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    256 months ago

    I hear you can get much more these days when you sell a kid to the U.S. Corporation’s Departments than back when my daughter was born.

    Some people are paying off their student loans if they have at least three kids.

    • @BigDiction
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      96 months ago

      Hardcore Mormons are extremely well positioned in the market. Utah about to be minting millionaires once the word spreads.

  • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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    166 months ago

    When you are born, your parents sell your birth certificate for $600,000, and when you’re 20, the government declares you dead and takes your land.

    This is where banks get money for credit card loans from. But the money you borrow is actually your own money, stolen when you were declared dead.

  • @whotookkarl
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    156 months ago

    Zombie outbreak movie but instead it’s all p-zombies muttering this nonsense

  • @jordanlund
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    136 months ago

    “No, you are not understanding this at all.”

  • Tar_Alcaran
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    86 months ago

    So, when someone asks “where does the money on my creditcard come from, before I pay it back?”, you can either point them to the wiki page for Fractional Reserve Banking, ooooooor…

  • @PsyDoctah9Jah
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    36 months ago

    The Rothschild in me is suddenly feeling like a Rockefeller…crossbreed with a Bush…