• @[email protected]
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    1826 days ago

    I’m actually all three.

    1. i can talk to you and see you are fine, so no reason to ask.
    2. helpful advice: don’t fall down stairs
    3. Also, i’m curious, how did the floor taste?

    don’t see the problem here.

  • flicker
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    1226 days ago

    I’m “stop falling down the stairs.”

    If I’m feeling particularly generous, I’m “how can we make it so you stop falling down the stairs?”

  • @Jackcooper
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    1226 days ago

    I feel like 2 and 3 are the same type of friend

    • @[email protected]
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      1026 days ago

      I feel like number 2 has more of the annoyed mom vibe (“stop being silly, we need to load the car up!”) whereas number 3 is more like the guy that’s rolling in the floor laughing while your bone is sticking out of your elbow.

  • @kopasz7
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    526 days ago

    “How’s the ground state?” - my brain

      • @kopasz7
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        226 days ago

        It just reads what it wants 🤷

  • beefbot
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    426 days ago

    “Hey, let’s get some handrails installed “ is a 4th type, but not funny, so - sorry, mods

  • @garbagebagel
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    26 days ago

    My family every single time: “y porque caminas así?” (Why would you walk like that?)

    Bonus new one my mom came out with recently: “you should be careful”