Morgue worker tried to steal sex doll from dead man's home for ‘evidentiary purposes': Sheriff
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Funeral worker Ryan Smith was arrested after he was allegedly caught breaking into a dead man's Nebraska apartment with a body bag to steal a sex doll.
  • @AngryishHumanoid
    9•4 months ago

    Evidentiary purposes. Did… did he think the dead guy fucked the doll to death?

    • @jeffwOP
      6•4 months ago

      He had to stick his own dick in it to find out

  • pupupipi
    6•4 months ago

    how do you think he knew about the guy’s doll? okay, so didn’t even just grab it and go? he needed to try her out right there in the bed the guy died in, wild

    • Dem BosainEnglish
      9•4 months ago

      This guy was sent to the house to gather the corpse, and the doll was lying in bed.

      You must read the article, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions.

      • @jeffwOP
        8•4 months ago

        If by rollercoaster of emotions you mean “laugh out loud funny from start to finish,” then yes

  • @[email protected]
    6•4 months ago

    Now I’m wondering whether it’s common for estate sales to be trying to offload secondhand sex dolls

    • @Potatos_are_not_friends
      2•4 months ago

      I wonder if families go out and bury it like this guy

      r/confession • Chicken_Of_The_Year • 4d I threw a “adult-doll” along the roadside. There were media reports the next day.

      Hi

      I bought my adult-doll (xxx toy) a couple of years ago and hid it in the hunting room, hidden from my wife. Last year I decided to throw away the doll. It felt completely wrong to use it in secret from the wife.

      Decided to get rid of the doll somewhere out in nature (Isn’t room in a normal boss bin and it’s embarrassing to take it to the landfill). Therefore had a spade to dig it into the forest. Drove off… But I suddenly had bad timing and panicked and thus ended up throwing it on the side of the road.

      Tragicomic as it all was, it ended up with the doll being found by people the next day. Someone who was on their way to work and got a little shock… It made headlines in the local newspaper, some regional and one national newspaper … The DD was never traced back to me.

      https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1d6jvcn/i_threw_a_adultdoll_along_the_roadside_there_were/