The Tories turned it around and won the 2024 election with “Why only Brexit the UK when we can Brexit all of Europe?”
Jeremy Corbyn enters the War:
Who do you think. You are kidding. Mr. Starmer? If you think we’re not running for election. We. Are the Left. Who will stop your little game. We. Are the Left. Who will make you think again. 'Cause who. Do you think. You are kidding Mr. Starmer? If you think old Labour’s done?
WAR WITH SPAIN! WAR WITH SPAIN!
The British government finally heeded the call to stop the dastardly Spaniard once and for all, precipitating a wider conflict which split the continent. Switzerland elected to stay neutral, but to put a 5p charge on plastic bags. The French initially sided with Spain, before the Parisian workers gloriously arose, up with the barricades, down with the government, and sided with their British comrades. The Germans seized the moment to reconstitute the Holy Roman Empire, on the basis that no one was paying attention, but overreached with an attempt to reconquer Poland and the Low Countries, to which the Britannic-French People’s Alliance responded with remarkable swiftness, cunningly ignoring Belgium et al and striking directly at the heart of the Hun. The Russians, never ones to let a good opportunity to invade Poland from the East pass by, struck simultaneously, leading to the scenario pictured in the map.
We never should have stopped at Berlin.
Someone insulted sausage rolls and beans (the breakfast of champions) and it escalated hard. Europe has always been the board on which we like to play out our grievances anyway.
The UK and France finally putting aside their differences to unite under the same red banner of communism and liberating the rest of Europe from capitalism
The HOI4 mod no one asked for
