• nifty
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      136 months ago

      In a B-rated time travel movie, the protagonist finds out after saving Harambe that it was actually Bowies that originally caused the schism. Bowie died in January of that year

      • BougieBirdie
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        176 months ago

        That opens up the sequel where the protagonist has to team up with Harambe to travel back in time to save David Bowie.

        Harambe 2: Electric Bowiegaloo

        • nifty
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          96 months ago

          The plot is roughly that you have a pharma company invent the cure for liver cancer and Harambe bravely volunteers as a test subject, but you take Haramabes place at last minute as part of an epic twist, thus also solving the grandfather paradox

  • @Nobody
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    206 months ago

    o7

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  • @[email protected]
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    116 months ago

    The people of Middle Earth really need to be more specific than “he fell”. Sometimes it means they’re dead - other times it means they tripped up and will be back after a brief dream-sequence. Even they often don’t seem sure which it is.

  • @[email protected]
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    76 months ago

    “I cannot allow you to enter the council so armed Harambe”

    Harambee, pretending to peel a yellow painted gun: “You wouldn’t separate a gorilla from his bananas would you?”

  • @Ignot
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    46 months ago

    Floquet de neu (snowflake) is greatly missed in Barcelona!