• @psycho_driver
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    5 months ago

    “There is not a prison built or a jail built that will ever shut me up,” he fumed.

    You know what is going to shut you up? A massive heart attack from clogged arteries, you gargantuan alcoholic grease ball. I look forward to defecating on your grave.

    • @Rapidcreek
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      175 months ago

      I can think of a few jails that would shut him up.

  • BigFig
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    155 months ago

    Why should he though, not defending him but it took them THIS long to order him to report to prison. And even now, it’s “please report to prison on July 1st” and not cops at his door taking him there this morning

    • FenrirIII
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      15 months ago

      Because he’s white, has money, and connected

  • @kikutwo
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    55 months ago

    Maybe he’ll finally lose the weight.

    • @Bdtrngl
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      65 months ago

      As the largest inmate won’t he simply eat the smaller inmates?