• Random Dent
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    146 months ago

    Pour some tea into the phone receiver. This will reverse the polarity of the neutron flow and remind the TARDIS of its priorities.

  • @spittingimage
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    146 months ago

    Have you tried turning your Arc of Infinity off and on again?

    • zeetOP
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      96 months ago

      The Sonix Temudriver says:

      Error: Division by zero calculated successfully. Unable to break infinity.

      If I hit CTRL-ALT-ȩ̴̛̛͚̖̤͉͔̜̟͎͚̠̠̣͎̐̅̿͛̀́͜͝ͅs̸͎̼̹̱̗̬̻͕̺̺̰͚̬̜̰͈͈͊̋͊̀̉̎͒͗͐́̔̕̚͝͝c̴̪͍̃̂͛̓̔̕͝ I can switch to a parallel dimension. Maybe I’ll try rebooting there and then popping back here to change the localisation. Thanks!

      • @[email protected]
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        36 months ago

        Be aware that rebooting doesn’t shut down the Eye of Harmony (at least for models Type 61 and older - newer models can have an optional dimensional transfer to mitigate the problem). Rebooting all systems while the star powering your TARDIS is still dimensionally attached can lead to a high build-up of Archon Energy that needs to be disposed quickly. not doing so will result in your TARDIS trying to use it internally by changing the layout of your rooms and possibly even the desktop theme of your main control room.

        An easier way to archive what you are trying to do, is to access the remote management interface. That require you to own a new-ish sonic screwdriver (at least last years model) as only the new ones come with the necessary holographic UI library to do anything more than remote summoning or launching preprogrammed macros.

    • zeetOP
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      146 months ago

      hamburgers? Next you’ll be telling me to set the base time references in mm-dd-yyyy, lol.

      • @AnalogyAddict
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        46 months ago

        I’m trying to convert Americans to dd-mmm-yyyy one dev team at a time. It’s my magnum opus.

        • Handles
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          dd-mmm-yyyy

          Adding an extra digit to the months in case we have a huge leap year some day 👍🤣 Better safe than sorry!

          Edit: spelling

          • @AnalogyAddict
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            It renders as 05-Apr-2024. Rendering the month as an abbreviation gets rid of confusion.

            • @trolololol
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              16 months ago

              Uuuh doesn’t work in some languages. You’re trading one bad concept with another.

              • @AnalogyAddict
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                16 months ago

                Yes. That is why localization is a thing. I was talking about in English.

    • @Stupidmanager
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      136 months ago

      Um, no. We measure in football fields. Sheesh.

    • @stoicmaverick
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      36 months ago

      That seems pretty straight forward. How do I find the IP address of my TARDIS though? I’ve never had to look it up.

        • @stoicmaverick
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          26 months ago

          I did, but it just assumes you already know. It’s all very hostile for first time time travelers tbh.

  • @sramder
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    96 months ago

    You just need a good running start.

    • @ninja
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      56 months ago

      And don’t forget the peanuts.

  • @Delusional
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    36 months ago

    Have you tried hitting it with a hammer?

  • @then_three_more
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    36 months ago

    On a side note I always wondered how you got inside a Type 103 TARDIS when it was in humanoid form.

    • @Graphy
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      56 months ago

      The backdoor