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neutralbipolar2 to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 2 years ago

There’s simply no way

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There’s simply no way

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      It’s either the total destruction of all the worlds forests, OR I take a huge financial hit with my unimaginably terrible investment into leaves as currency.

      As you can see, by this logic it is … um … better for the economy … that we destroy all the world’s forests.

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      “Sir, we must burn down the world’s forests and destroy everyone’s economic assets.”

      “Are you sure that this is the way to go about solving inflation?”

      “Inflation?”

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    This post is gold.

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      This comment is autumn leaves.

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        So we rake it up into the trash bag, right?

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          I can’t even

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            Can’t even what? Don’t leave me hanging, fam!

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        Someone shittily draw a Lemmy leaf in MS paint so we can all award it to the leafiest of comments

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    But hear me out… What if…

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      … You just made a pic of them, slap 'em in a wallet and call it an nft.

      Instantly worth 1000 bucks because I say so.

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        only if you find someone who wants to buy it

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    Found the Golgafrinchan

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      Ya know, it probably would be a lot easier to sanitize all the telephones if it’s just basic dirt from leaves and not trace cocaine everywhere

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      I think I really found my people on Lemmy.

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    First impression: WTF are autism leaves?

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    They told me I would never make any money as a jazz musician.

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    The economist is lying

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    “Change the currency to oak leaves Greenspan!”

    (extremely dated reference)

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    I mean, if gold is massively devalued. Don’t think it’d ever be worth less than leaves, but given its actual useful properties (as opposed to its arbitrary use as a currency) gold’s value should be a lot lower than it is.

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    Imagine brushing all these gold leaves onto a pile, then with a shovel disposing of those leaves.

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    I mean I make compost, so dead leaves are a commodity I’m highly looking for to aquire.

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    Well there was a maple syrup heist where $18 million worth of syrup was stolen.

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        If you want an actual answer, it’s not the leaves that go in but the sap inside the tree, and it’s a 40 to 1 ratio of sap to syrup.

        A bottle will need about 30 litres (8 gallons) of sap.

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