• @[email protected]
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    311 year ago

    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

    • @Vlixz
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      211 year ago

      Oh god… when you thought you’d escaped it in Lemmy >⁠.⁠<

    • ZILtoid1991
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      131 year ago

      Do Vaporeons pass the Harkness test?💀

      Do they have the mental capability of understanding consent? Can they communicate it in some way or form?

      • tupewe (OFFICIAL)
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        101 year ago

        In the games pokemon sometimes seem as smart as people minus the ability to speak and other times they act like dogs so I guess it depends on the pokemon, its level, etc.

        For example, I don’t think a Shedinja would be able to consent, it can’t even move or do anything, but I’m pretty sure Arceus would

  • @SomeoneElse
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    111 year ago

    This is some “terrible Facebook memes”material.

  • @Udonezo
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    11 year ago

    The left can’t meme