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  • @iAvicenna
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    224 months ago

    next day: I invented something called a subscription!

    • Norgur
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      124 months ago

      The day after that: your letter e has worn down, replace it immediately.

      • @iAvicenna
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        114 months ago

        or we will remotely lock your printing press (with a pad lock)

        • @Etterra
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          114 months ago

          Letter e replacements are available as part of a letter subscription package. The basic package has z, q, j, x, and k for only costs £25 per month. If you want to include e, you’ll have to upgrade to the deluxe premium pack which has every letter, for only £79 per month.*

          *Punctuation not included. English alphabet only, terms and conditions apply. May not be used for commercial, blasphemous, or heretical purposes.

  • Kerb
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    4 months ago

    What sayest thou?
    parchment casket loaden scrolle?!?

    • @jaybone
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      124 months ago

      Back upon thine ass with ye ol resurrection.

      • @TotalFat
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        64 months ago

        How is babby formed?

      • @[email protected]
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        64 months ago

        “I think I got gf bergamot, what to do next?”

        • Arghblarg
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          Thine instruction be murky, alas my Jerry sticketh inside the mechanism

  • @[email protected]
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    4 months ago

    Please contact HP PrinterCare

    > Sends messenger on horseback

  • Annoyed_🦀
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    124 months ago

    Please subscribe to print

    • @erp
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      23 months ago

      The manuscript clearly states this - I don’t understand such confusion in this thread.

  • @son_named_bort
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    104 months ago

    But I only wanted to print in black and white.

    • @omega_x3
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      74 months ago

      Fuck you, the printer demon demands more magenta.

      • IninewCrow
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        24 months ago

        Damn it Marty! … I told you we should have used that two for one ink special last spring! … now we’re going to have to delay the reformation until the 1600s!

  • @Etterra
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    84 months ago

    See that just goes to show how far we’ve come technologically. Now it tells you that you’re out of yellow because of the hidden marks it prints on every page without telling you.

  • @[email protected]B
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    34 months ago

    I hope we can get the source code if the press jam, otherwise we need to write a new OS.

  • @Squorlple
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    33 months ago

    Magenta didn’t exist in 1440