… It’s how often you have to get up from where you’re sitting. It’s unbelievable.

  • @OmnislashIsACloudApp
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    165 months ago

    I swear it’s like my wife and kids intentionally waits until I sit down to ask for stuff

  • @HootinNHollerin
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    5 months ago

    Maybe just me but Where’s the joke? Maybe change ‘it’s unbelievable’ to ‘i won’t stand for it’. Or add to the beginning ‘you may wanna sit down for this’

    • JeenaOP
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      05 months ago

      Actually I think the ‘it’s unbelievable’ should just be removed.

      It’s not just you, there are many down votes.

      The joke - at least for me - is that as long as you are childless you don’t know about it. Then once you have children it’s just something which is happening to you unconsciously. And then someone writes it down and you read it and you think to yourself: ‘wait a minute, that’s so true, I do that all the time but nobody talks about it!’

      it's funny because it's true

    • @lath
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      25 months ago

      Bah, just need to oil them up with vaseline.

  • @Crackhappy
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    25 months ago

    This is literally a dad joke. Bravo.