• @kikutwo
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    523 months ago

    Why would we name the coastline Convicted Felon Grifter Conman Rapist?

    • @RagingSnarkasm
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      113 months ago

      “Convicted Felon Grifter Conman Rapist Exclusive Economic Zone” has quite a ring to it.

  • @HappycamperNZ
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    273 months ago

    Because it’s underwater?

    Its where we dump our shit?

    Corse, irritating and gets everywhere?

  • @dhork
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    3 months ago

    It makes sense, Trump is quite salty over his election loss, and the ocean is salty, too.

  • @snekerpimp
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    113 months ago

    Wasting clock cycles on this dribble…

  • @ohlaph
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    103 months ago

    They just suck the piss right off his growth, don’t they?

  • @[email protected]
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    83 months ago

    just the coast of Florida – the inner coast home to red tides and the outer coast home to drifts of seaweed hosting flesh-eating bacteria

  • @HWK_290
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    73 months ago

    Though the connection between Trump and the nation’s coastline isn’t immediately obvious, he seemingly demonstrated how much thought he puts into our ocean at a Sunday rally in the famously land-locked Las Vegas, when he broke into a multiple-minute manic monologue, musing on shark attacks and sinking batteries.

    I mean, who else has done more for big ocean water than trump?

    • @Nightwingdragon
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      33 months ago

      I agree. And for everything that Trump has done for our oceans, the entire coastline of Las Vegas should be named after Trump in his honor.