I just smile extra wide then to somehow show that I didn’t mean it to come out that way lmao
UraniumBlazer: “Based on your comments, the word would be a better place, if you never were born!” 😎
Me: 🤨😐😟
UraniumBlazer: 🙂😁😃😄
Me: 🥺😢😭
[This is made up. The real UraniumBlazer probably radiates kindness.]
Now THAT is what emojis were meant to do lmao
That may easily be interpreted as: “Not only is this guy an asshole, he’s also SMUG about it!!!”
Turns out saying “you’ll know when I’m frustrated” can be implied as a threat.
To be fair, my unflinching eye contact was a bit psycho lol
Tfw you make a joking insult to a friend and then worry that you went too far and they might take it seriously so you immediately apologize.
Fun fact: this is 60% of all dialog in a sitcom.