for anyone else who is curious, it’s the first one
TOLEDO, OH (WTOL) - A Toledo woman is out of the hospital after her son stabbed her over a cheeseburger at an apartment building in the 400 block of West Bancroft in central Toledo around 1 a.m. Friday.
Police arrested 18-year-old Aaron Dean. He has been charged with one count of felonious assault after an initial court appearance Friday morning.
Police say Dean choked and stabbed his mom because she didn’t bring him a cheeseburger.
Dean’s mother says when she walked in her front door her son asked her where was his food. “And I’m like ‘boy you just sat there and ate.’ He’s like ‘you can’t bring none in here without bringing me something to eat.’ So, he just smacked my burger out of my hand and then we got to fighting.”
Thats what they want you to believe. The truth, however, is that it’s a sport and the record is held by a fisherman from gosport uk.
(since she’s OK…)
stabbed her over a cheeseburger at an apartment building
What an odd thing to stab someone over. Over a bridge or some railroad tracks, sure, but over a cheeseburger?
There could have been a stabbing in place called Cheeseburger.
Or a stabbing by a resident of Cheeseburg, perhaps on vacation.
A cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger with a cheeseburger in a Cheeseburger’s.
Woah woah, mark this NSFW!
NSFCHB!
Carbo… Hydrate…Binging…?
Cheese burgers
Caliban’s House Boy.
You can very easily decide. 2, 4, and 5 are outlandish and incredibly unlikely, and 3 isn’t newsworthy.
The most likely choice is 1, by an enormous margin, and guess what, that’s exactly which one it was!
I remember in the UK once they made illegal to sell a certain type of sweet at schools (I believe some kind of shortbread) because it had a pointy end and they were afraid the kids will stab each other with it. It was hilarious and yes, it was in the news 😅
Edit: it was flapjack. https://youtu.be/hA5C4sD4l7Y?si=0cQFCBIrydwog17M
This website is the only one with memes that make me actually laugh out loud. Well done sir and/or ma’am 😜
I totally agree, I’ve never laughed out loud at so many memes as on Lemmy!
Can confirm - Toledo folks/cheeseburgers will do all of the above without thinking twice. 🔪🍔
Cheeseburger on Cheeseburger crime sure is a shame
Someone with the last name Cheese, stabbed someone with the last name Burger.
It’s a “
click herecontinue to watch” kind of title, meant less to inform and more to increase their profits by exposing you to more advertising revenue while you puzzle it out.
