• @danc4498
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    281 month ago

    I like to take a bite of my kids’ food and tell them I’m checking it for poison.

    • RubberDuck
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      151 month ago

      When they get in the car after shopping and they have candy, they pay daddy tax before the car moves.

      • @danc4498
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        121 month ago

        I do that too. But only if they ask me to open anything for them.

  • @[email protected]
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    201 month ago

    Except those containing (too much/any) salt, chocolate, onion and a bunch of other things labs are not allowed to test

  • Captain Aggravated
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    61 month ago

    Having spent my life around cats I struggle to get used to the round pupils on dogs. I’m used to slit pupils on quadrupeds.

    • @Ostrichgrif
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      1 month ago

      Tbf this specific dog looks like he’s been abusing hard drugs.

      • Captain Aggravated
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        51 month ago

        I’ve thought for a long time dogs only think in punctuation.

        “Whose a good boy?”

        “???”

        “You’re a good boy!”

        “!!!”

        This dog has interrobangs and semi-colons in his head.

        • @PugJesusOP
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          This dog has interrobangs and semi-colons in his head.

          Translation: “Furthermore; it is necessary to the security of the household that you allocate unto me a portion of all baked, cooked, or roasted goods that pass herein. For should I waste for want of sustenance, there would be no watch at the door; no bold guard to prevent the trespass of wicked men into the holdfast of our fair clan. And what could such a trifling price be, but rightfully rendered payment to a hound most virtuous and fair; indeed, such a payment is ennobling, even, to bursar and beneficiary alike!”

          Dog Mind: “;;;”

      • @PugJesusOP
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        11 month ago

        With those eyes, I can hear him licking his chops just from the photo.

    • Synapse
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      51 month ago

      Wait until you find out goats have rectangular pupils !

  • @lugal
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    41 month ago

    Plot twist: the dog passes the test and becomes a scientist

  • kamen
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    21 month ago

    - What kind of dog do you have?

    - A laboratory.

  • @Num10ck
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    -81 month ago

    this leads to a painful early death for the dog.

    • @Guy_Fieris_Hair
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      Minus a few things (grapes, garlic, onions, chocolate, etc) dogs share a very close diet to us, that’s why we’ve evolved together for so long. If your dog is suffering and early death because of a few scraps you give them, you likely are too. Also, it’s just a cute towel. Don’t take it that seriously.

      • @Num10ck
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        21 month ago

        my aunt killed 6 dogs in 10 years before figuring it out.

          • @Num10ck
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            31 month ago

            she died. unfortunately not from dog food.

        • @norimee
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          91 month ago

          This seems to be an “aunt problem” not a “dog problem”.