Don’t bother applying, I just got the offer letter for Paid Hermit.

OP, let’s go bowling!

I already got the degen part down, poetry is so so

…actually it’s bad, I need a smoke now

Those still exist, you just need to be wealthy to also be able to live comfortably. Like, I can think of several people who are only famous for their social media and ostentatious posting, we just don’t call the bon vivants anymore.

I am already the Unfortunate Cousin; however, it seems to be an unpaid internship…

I volunteer to be paid hermit with a mix of unfortunate cousin and mad influencer.

It ain’t me.

It ain’t me.

Im definetly not fuzzin’.

It ain’t me.

It ain’t me.

I’m no unfortunate cousin

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