BALTIMORE, MD—Calling the trial a huge breakthrough in behavioral science, researchers at Johns Hopkins University announced Tuesday they had trained mice to choose between life-saving medications and other essentials. “In this first-of-its-kind experiment, we were able to successfully teach rodents to make a…
  • @over_cloxEnglish
    7•6 months ago

    Not The Onion - Politicians and CEOs train humans to choose between life-saving medications and other essentials.

      • AmidFuror
        3•6 months ago

        I think they just wanted to build a model system that was closer to real patients.

          • @over_cloxEnglish
            -12•6 months ago

            You mad bro? I just rephrased it in the mostly obvious Not The Onion form. Rephrasing isn’t repeating.

            • Drusas
              6•6 months ago

              No. Not sure why you’re getting into a tizzy about it.

              • @over_cloxEnglish
                -11•6 months ago

                You’re projecting. I didn’t get into a tizzy, you’re the one that responded to my comment first.

                I didn’t mean to upset you by rephrasing the post. You can let it go now.

  • slazer2auEnglish
    2•6 months ago

    Now can we train them to prefer essential oils over life-saving medicine?