As someone who has a shit ton of spider webs that I constantly walk through when I go outside, I approve. And would like to know where to get this thread.
It actually turns out to be a lot easier just to make smaller spiders.
I killed a big one and it’s legions of mini me fans came crawling out in every direction.
do not recommend unless properly prepared
Yes, too many times I’ve had this happen. I don’t spook easily, but baby spiders from a crushed mama spider has me looking and acting like the un-manliest of men.
acting like the unmanliest of men
Sir I don’t how to break it to you
You have a rare disease called be a person
While my comment uses somewhat of an antiquated (and potentially toxic) expectation of “manly” behavior, I was attempting to paint a humorous picture of what I would look like in that situation. FWIW, I was not making a condemnation of anyone for this type of behavior. If anything, I was poking fun at myself. 😊
Oh no no that was also my poor attempt of a funny way of saying I feel like that’s what anyone would do
We know our jokes are good when we have to explain ourselves like this
There is only one solution: chemical warfare
Dont hurt spideys :(
He’s more annoying them than hurting em…
The “Iv’e” bothers me more than it should.
As a png
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I will fix it for you when I have a chance
Okay, who pranked me with the Gordian knot??
[spider destroys scientist’s house]
