not the gold nuggets you were expecting

There’s a pot at the end of the rainbow, but it’s not full of gold

The original holy shit.

When Midas O’Leary went to the bathroom that day, he wasn’t prepared for the way it would change his life.

This is a reference to Jurassic Park’s T-Rex scene.

What does a rainbow have to do with a T-Rex? Both are awesome and sassy.

Trump rally organizers have installed a private restroom for Lindsay Graham.

Rainbow’s gnome after morning coffee