• @Boddhisatva
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    895 months ago

    On the brink of his prison stint, Bannon is attempting to rally an audience he calls an “army of the awakened” to sustain his anti-establishment crusade.

    So he wants a “woke” army to support his crusade?

    • mad_asshatter
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      185 months ago

      They won’t cancel, they’ll boycott!

    • @mojo_raisin
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      105 months ago

      Wake up man! These woke people are nothing but trouble!

    • @MehBlah
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      85 months ago

      We are the woke they are the comatose. If they wake up they wont support him.

  • @RapidcreekOP
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    355 months ago

    "Roaches check in…but they don’t check out.’

    • @TokenBoomer
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      15 months ago

      This reference is so old I munted it.

  • @[email protected]
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    85 months ago

    Is “preparing” shoving nips in condoms up his ass?

    I gotta tell yah, Steve. They rummage around in there something fierce if they catch wind of nip smuggling.

      • @Got_Bent
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        25 months ago

        I can’t tell if that’s a joke or a real question.

        If it’s a real question, nips in this case refers to those little bottles of alcohol you would get on an airplane. They’re readily available in liquor stores here. Common purchase for the chemically dependent alcoholic who just needs a quick fix.

  • @RememberTheApollo_
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    75 months ago

    “There are NO conspiracies but there are NO coincidences — Stephen K. Bannon.”

    Gotta love that pseudo-intellectual self-quote.

  • Wytch
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    75 months ago

    “Why are you preparing? You’re always preparing! Just go!”

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      I always love to see Spaceballs references in the wild, but this one in this particular context is simply brilliant.

    • @MehBlah
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      I’m sure he using a larger plug each day in preparation.

      • @YarHarSuperstar
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        55 months ago

        Why tf do people think jokes like this are funny? Prison rape is real and there’s no way it doesn’t completely traumatize the victims

        • @MehBlah
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          True but I’m betting this asshole is in the Epstein camp and any of those assholes have a karmic debt of immense portions.

  • FuglyDuck
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    45 months ago

    Hey, Bannon. I got a recipe for pruno… I’m not inclined to share it though.

    • @[email protected]
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      85 months ago

      During lockdown I tried making fruit wine without doing enough reading. It smelled like acetone and I’m pretty sure it was lightly poisonous. He can have that recipe if he wants.

    • @athairmor
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      25 months ago

      Yeah, he isn’t afraid of being locked up. He’s afraid the DTs will kill him.

  • @Etterra
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    25 months ago

    He looks like the guy in C Block who sells the worst weed.

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        I was thinking about that Alex Jones/Bannonesque radio host that thinks the chain of randos is gonna go down fighting to help him avoid arrest

  • @Got_Bent
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    15 months ago

    Connecticut penitentiary? A state facility? How are the prisons in Connecticut? The only thing I know about the state is that they have their own form of pizza though I have no clue what that form is.