Text: Hi.

This is your last chance to prevent unpleasant consequences and save your reputation. Your operating systems on every device you use to log into your emails are infected with a Trojan virus. I use a multiplatform virus with a hidden VNC. It works on any operating system: iOS, Android, MacOS, Windows.

    • MadrigalEnglish
      40•3 months ago

      Security through obscurity. Solid move.

      • @[email protected]English
        15•3 months ago

        Plan 9 from Bell Labs says hello.

        Can’t infect a filesystem if it’s so fundamentally different from any others (including Unix) out there.

  • @[email protected]English
    32•3 months ago

    I had one “I have videos from your PC camera pleasuring yourself, send me bitcoin to prevent release” They just assume a 2007 desktop has a camera LOL

    • Tired and boredEnglish
      10•3 months ago

      I really couldn’t care less if my contacts saw my pp lol

      • @ikiddEnglish
        4•3 months ago

        That’s a feature, not a bug!

  • @MigratingtoLemmyMEnglish
    29•3 months ago

    So, has he ever heard of DNS filtering? Most Lemmy users can see exactly what’s happening on their network

    • @barsquidEnglish
      13•3 months ago

      Your DNS filterer was hacked as well, I’m afraid. I cannot give you specifics on what the unpleasant consequences are but I can assure you all the OSes have been hacked.

  • @[email protected]English
    17•3 months ago

    Dear hacker,

    How did you get my camera to work on NetBSD? I’ll send whatever shitcoin you want.

  • @massacreEnglish
    11•3 months ago

    Come at me with my OS/2 Warp system, bitches!