The advertisement said “Shredded cheese with bacon and jalapeños”. It was $10.

  • @DaddleDew
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    373 months ago

    Did they just open a bag of frozen fries and let them thaw on the counter before serving?

  • Dr. Wesker
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    193 months ago

    I virtually never return food. But I’d sure as hell return that.

    • @Etterra
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      23 months ago

      It barely even looks like food components.

    • @[email protected]
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      93 months ago

      Growing up there was this punk house in my town I spent a lot of time at. For some reason they had a giant bag of packing peanuts, and someone said they were edible. We proceeded to eat a fair number of them. Not like a ton, but probably a few each. Definitely more styrofoam than a person should eat.

      There was also a small trampoline in the living room and I remember one day where it was declared acceptable to nut-punch each other. Just adding that to give context for the collective genius at work there.

      Anyway, I guess that was my body’s introduction to microplastic.

      • @[email protected]
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        143 months ago

        If they dissolved when you ate them don’t worry, you probably just ate corn that wasn’t processed in a way intended for human consumption 👍

      • @[email protected]
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        43 months ago

        I also ate packing peanuts at a punk house, no living room trampoline unfortunately haha. Is this just a punk house thing?

        • @[email protected]
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          33 months ago

          Maybe the rumor of edible packing peanuts is a more widespread legend among punks than anyone would have guessed.

  • amio
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    113 months ago

    Fucking yikes, I would not have paid for that. Looks like it was already eaten once.

  • @[email protected]
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    83 months ago

    Jesus Christ. I just saw the body of your post which implies that this was something you had to pay for. Were you by chance the victim in a prank show?

  • @[email protected]
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    73 months ago

    And it’s in a takeout container, which means you paid too much for it and it was cold and soggy when you finally got it.

    F

    • @apocalypticat
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      23 months ago

      Even worse, a takeout container next to a box with packing peanuts in it. Did they get soggy fries shipped to them?

    • @RebekahWSD
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      43 months ago

      I’ve cut up a lot of jalapeños and I’ve never seen them do this, it’s upsetting.

      I simply must believe it’s cheese somehow. Somehow!

  • @[email protected]
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    63 months ago

    I was so confused by the round white bits, my brain kept saying “mushrooms” because of the colour but also recognising it isn’t mushroom shaped, took me far too long to realise it was jalapenos covered in some sort of sauce/dressing… Either way, that looks grim.