• ddh
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        133 days ago

        As bad as it is, i’m not sure cirrhosis deserves that

        • @[email protected]
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          42 days ago

          Cirrhosis catching up with him is basically a cirrhosis theme park so I think it would be good times for cirrhosis.

  • @[email protected]
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    192 days ago

    Wouldn’t it be amazing if he got drunk, ran from it, got caught, and had a few more years tacked on?

    • @[email protected]
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      If he’s such a valuable MAGA asset, why don’t they hide him? It’s not like rules apply to them.

      • FuglyDuck
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        92 days ago

        Pretty sure that Bannon is finding out he’s not actually all that valuable.

        in fact, I’m pretty sure they already found his replacement.

        (yes, it’s a blank cardboard cut out.)

  • @58008
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    52 days ago

    I actually feel sorry for him. How’s he going to keep up his world-class skincare routine when he’s behind bars?

    • Jesus
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      32 days ago

      Toilet pruno should help maintain his alcoholic rosacea.

  • SolidGrue
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    3 days ago

    It’s thin gruel this week, but I’ll take it.

    /Bannon!? No overthrowing the country! Not during an election year. Enough of your shit, young man, you’re in tine-out. Go sit in a corner for a few minutes and think about how you can be more subtle next time.
    //slashies!