Alright fellow queers, so what are celebrating next month? My top vote is Gluttony, as always, but I do also vibe with Sloth Month? Who couldn’t use a little r&r after all that pride?

You have been warned.

Fox News male audience: OMG where is a dick i can suck? I didn’t want to be stuck!!!

Someone take your pants off quick. I need to suck some dick before I miss out. I don’t wanna end up in Severance!

I can now finally escape phillipines

Jokes on you they have Yakuza Pocket Circuit there now, I’d never want to leave

Ah yes, marginalization of straight people, always funny. But when I jokingly say something about gays I’m banned 🤷‍♂️